babygger:

I could eat a whole cup that salted caramel sauce…
anselsrunner:

Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly
militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

so I made my dad and stepmum watch the fault in our stars
they’ve been laughing and emotioning
but now gus is in his car
all I can hear is “oh no”

genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"