"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

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Getting my simpsons tattoo tomorrow
Still cant figure out where I want my nir alone tattoo though

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i need to know how this story ends


I think this is the best ending ever:

A cheating boyfriend in the UK got his comeuppance when he was confronted by his three girlfriends at the airport when he returned from a holiday.

The girls shouted “liar, liar, liar” at Charlie Fisher as he walked through the arrivals lounge at Luton Airport, before chasing the 20 year-old out of the building.

In a comical twist, Fisher jumped into a waiting car being driven by his grandmother and made his escape.

His cheating was revealed when girlfriend Becky Connery, 17, found atext from a girl on his phone just before he went on holiday to Germany and called the number.

Becky and the 20-year-old girl, who didn’t want to be named, then uncovered Charlie’s third lover on Facebook, 19 year-old barmaid Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham. Lizzie said: “I just wanted to see his face when all three of us were in the same place.”

Becky said: “He came out and froze. We started calling him a cheat and a liar really loudly.” Becky tweeted a photo of the girls at the airport saying: “Just been at the airport to meet my cheating boyfriend.” The post was viewed by 20,000 people.


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do you ever forget the stuff you’ve ordered online and then when it gets to your house its like christmas has arrived early

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this will always be my favorite vine ever

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He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

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